April Fool's day always takes me by surprise. I usually sit and think about all the fun photoshopped images I could have made to create some faux headlines if only I had 'had the time'. Since I was either too forgetful or too lazy to make some fun pictures I will instead post the basic premise of some PD headlines I was eventually planning to get around to making.
Huge hole in Public Square to be filled with cheese steak wrappers from Jimmy Dimora's car.
Ameritrust Tower sold to Marcel Breuer's zombie. Plans mixed use high-end condo development.
Space alien's claim Cleveland as own after misinterpreting FREE stamp. Leave after evaluating infrastructure.
Bicycle rack discovered in Downtown Cleveland, immediately hidden with orange barrel.
Current rate of downtown exodus may save Cleveland Public Schools as enrollment drops to 17.
Canadian tourists perpetuate myth that Canadians are all polite by responding "It's charming and everyone is really nice." when asked to describe their visit to Cleveland.
When asked about his lack of response regarding the local economic and housing crisis Mayor Frank Jackson had nothing to say.
Cleveland City Council member indicted on not having enough felony convictions to hold a public office.
Cleveland bloggers given opportunity to direct city. Internet collapses as no one has anything to look at except for pictures of cats in strange hats and pornography.
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